theme

zootedboy:

hello

jennathegh0stgirl:

elouphant:

elouphant:

my-sterious:

haziea:

transcriber:

donest:

horrorpopped:

Single September
Only me October
No boyfriend November
D-deprived December

Just me January

Forever alone February

Me myself and I March

Alone again April

Maybe it’ll happen May

Just kidding June

Jesus I need a man July

inspired-by-hiddles:

: why did you pick ?” I did that for the ladies. You’re welcome.

(not my gif)

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

I got a new ‘do! @nd_holmes strikes again, and I am in love! This time went for some real subtle balayage :)

tomhardy-tomsofty:

booty vs booty

sansainthen0rth:

Steve Rogers: the bisexual America deserves

#*matthew mcconaughey voice* alright alright alright

Can we talk about the fact that my father and brother-in-law cannot wear wedding rings because both of them have had work accidents where their rings have gotten caught in machinery and nearly cut off their fingers??

Like, clean off. No more ring finger.

That’s hella messed up yo.